{"title":"New","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"your-dumb-t-shirt","title":"Your Dumb T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eCongratulations! You’ve just made the bold choice to tell the world how dumb \u003cem\u003ethey\u003c\/em\u003e are—while simultaneously proving the point in real time. You didn’t make this shirt, but you \u003cem\u003edid\u003c\/em\u003e decide to wear it. And now? Now you’re walking around with the most embarrassing self-own imaginable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\" class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eDid you even notice the grammar mistake before putting this on? Or were you too busy congratulating yourself for “owning” everyone else? Either way, great job. You’re out here looking like a genius who forgot how words work. Truly iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\" class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 12px 0px 0px 13px; text-indent: -13px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre;\" class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre;\" class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eA perfect blend of snark, irony, and a tiny sprinkle of humiliation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 12px 0px 0px 13px; text-indent: -13px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre;\" class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre;\" class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eBold statement? Sure. But maybe not the one you were going for\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 12px 0px 0px 13px; text-indent: -13px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre;\" class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre;\" class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSoft, comfy fabric to cushion the blow to your self-esteem\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 12px 0px 0px 13px; text-indent: -13px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre;\" class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre;\" class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe ultimate “haha… wait… oh no” moment in wearable form\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\" class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eWear it with pride. 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3XL","offer_id":42155550048334,"sku":"25006135952527429466","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0646\/3458\/5166\/files\/2beerblack.jpg?v=1748106566"},{"product_id":"would-not-recommend-this-t-shirt","title":"Would Not Recommend This T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eWe know. This shirt isn’t great. It’s not even \u003cem\u003egood\u003c\/em\u003e. It’s just a shirt. \u003cem\u003eYou know it, we know it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\" class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s not here to impress anyone. It’s honestly just… meh. But hey, if you’re okay with wearing something that’s kind of bad, this is for you. No false advertising, just pure honesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\" class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e“Would not recommend.”\u003c\/em\u003e And honestly? 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And now, more people see the shirt. \u003cem\u003eMore\u003c\/em\u003e people. The next thing you know, you’re at the grocery store and there’s a \u003cem\u003etrail\u003c\/em\u003e of people behind you, eagerly discussing… God knows what. Is it the shirt? Is it \u003cem\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e? Who cares, really. 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All you can think about is trying to get some damn peace and quiet. But nope—someone new is asking you about your “shirt,” and now they’re telling you their entire life story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\"\u003eEventually, it becomes a full-blown nightmare. \u003cem\u003eWhat have you done?\u003c\/em\u003e You should’ve just stayed in bed. 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Another year, another round of candy hearts, overpriced roses, and the endless societal pressure to prove your love via consumer goods. But guess what? You found the perfect gift—or at least the bare minimum required to get through this ridiculous holiday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\"\u003eThis shirt says it all: \u003cem\u003e“Obligatory Valentine’s Day Gift”\u003c\/em\u003e inside a big, pink, lovey-dovey heart. 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This shirt isn’t just a commentary—it’s a bold, sarcastic declaration of the absurd reality we live in. 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font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eThis shirt doesn’t just make a statement; it whispers an apology to your ideals while handing over your wallet to another faceless corporation. After all, standing against consumerism is hard when rent is due, groceries are overpriced, and even breathing feels like it’s about to be monetized.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\" class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll (Regretfully) Love It:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 12px 0px 0px 13px; text-indent: -13px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre;\" class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre;\" class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePerfect for anyone who critiques capitalism while scrolling through online sales.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 12px 0px 0px 13px; text-indent: -13px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre;\" class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre;\" class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eA great conversation starter for your next existential crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 12px 0px 0px 13px; text-indent: -13px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre;\" class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre;\" class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSoft, comfortable fabric for crying in after you check your bank account.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\" class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eWear it as a badge of reluctant surrender. Or don’t, but let’s be real—you’re probably going to buy it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Classic fit with crew neckline\u003cbr\u003e- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used\u003cbr\u003e- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance\u003cbr\u003e- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: warm 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You’ve officially joined the ranks of people who feel the need to announce the most basic, painfully apparent fact about themselves. Yes, you’re wearing this shirt. Everyone can see it. That’s how shirts work. Did you really think people were out here questioning whether you had a shirt on? Spoiler: They weren’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\"\u003eThis shirt is for those truly groundbreaking thinkers who feel the need to point out what’s already blindingly clear to everyone around them. It’s not clever. It’s not funny. It’s just… a statement of fact. A boring, redundant fact. Honestly, wearing this shirt is a public declaration that you’ve fully embraced the art of disappointing expectations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho This Is For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 12px 0px 0px 13px; text-indent: -13px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePeople who enjoy baffling others with their complete lack of creativity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 12px 0px 0px 13px; text-indent: -13px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAnyone who loves the idea of being mocked in public for their fashion choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\" style=\"margin: 12px 0px 0px 13px; text-indent: -13px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\" style=\"white-space: pre;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe type of person who needs directions on a shampoo bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\"\u003eWear it proudly (or don’t, we’re not here to judge—oh wait, yes we are). And hey, if this description is making you feel attacked, good. Maybe next time you’ll pick a shirt with an actual point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric\u003cbr\u003e- Classic fit with crew neckline\u003cbr\u003e- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used\u003cbr\u003e- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance\u003cbr\u003e- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not 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normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eStart your day the right way—with a smiley coffee cup, a fresh brew, and a heavy dose of all the unresolved trauma you’ve been ignoring. 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It’s about the deep, lingering baggage we all carry, tucked neatly into our daily routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\" class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eThe coffee’s hot, the cup’s cheerful, but deep down, you know it’s time to face the truth: you’re going to power through your day on caffeine and all the emotional baggage that comes with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\" class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\" class=\"p1\"\u003eThis shirt’s perfect for anyone who’s just trying to get through the grind, one sip of coffee and one untended issue at a time. 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This shirt boldly declares: \u003cem\u003e“Due to supply chain issues, I am not paying attention.”\u003c\/em\u003e It’s not an excuse—it’s a lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e; min-height: 17.2px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-kerning: auto; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-feature-settings: normal; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-variation-settings: normal; color: #0e0e0e;\"\u003ePerfect for meetings, small talk, or any situation where someone expects you to \u003cem\u003ecare.\u003c\/em\u003e This shirt lets people know that focus is currently out of stock and backordered indefinitely. 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Awful, really. It’s not exactly shocking, is it? We all know how this goes. The possibilities people rave about? 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