1% Worse Everyday T-Shirt

Why strive for constant improvement when you can embrace the slow, inevitable decline instead? This shirt flips the classic self-help mantra on its head, because let’s be real—who has the time, energy, or willpower to get better every day? Incremental progress? Nah. Let’s celebrate the gentle, almost imperceptible unraveling of our sanity instead.

With its bold, in-your-face lettering, this shirt makes a statement: Yes, I’m still functioning, but at what cost? The beauty of this philosophy? No pressure, no expectations—just a steady, reliable descent into glorious mediocrity.

Features:

• Large, confident text, just like your slowly fading confidence.

• A daily reminder that you are changing—just in the wrong direction.

• Perfect for those who’ve accepted their fate but would rather laugh than cry about it.

Wear it with pride. Or don’t. It won’t make a difference. You’ll be 1% worse tomorrow anyway. 😊

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat