My Glass Is Half Full! (Of Acid)

Wow, look at you—absolutely thriving! Your glass isn’t just half full; it’s brimming with endless possibilities… of hydrofluoric acid! That’s right, folks, you’re practically radiating positivity (and maybe some toxic fumes, but who’s counting?). Sure, it’s eating through the cup, your hand, and possibly the table, but isn’t it just so great to have something in the glass at all?

Think of it this way: hydrofluoric acid may dissolve flesh and bone, but it can’t touch your unshakable can-do attitude! The perfect shirt for anyone who loves to say, “Things are totally fine!” while ignoring the smoldering chaos right under their nose.

Features:

• A cheerful slogan that screams “everything’s amazing!” even when it’s clearly not

• Adorably dangerous cup graphic, because life’s better with a splash of risk

• A subtle reminder that, hey, at least your problems are in liquid form!

Throw it on and inspire the world to see the silver lining—even if it burns a little. 😊

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat