Please Don't Read My Shirt (It's Making Me Uncomfortable) T-Shirt
Please Don't Read My Shirt (It's Making Me Uncomfortable) T-Shirt
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Oh god. You’re reading it, aren’t you? Please stop. This is exactly what I was afraid of.
This shirt is for those who regret every decision that leads to social interaction. Featuring a timid, slightly nervous font, it lets the world know that yes, you wore a graphic tee, and no, you did not think this through.
Perfect for introverts, the socially anxious, or anyone who wants to make people feel just awkward enough to look away.
Features:
• Shy, uncomfortable lettering that begs to be ignored (but won’t be)
• The perfect shirt to wear when you don’t want attention (and yet…)
• A conversation starter that you absolutely do not want to have
• Pairs well with looking at your phone to avoid eye contact
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |

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Shirt Details
* Gildan Softstyle 64000
* Unisex fit
* 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
* Light fabric
* Runs True To Size
* Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA (hooray arbitrary geographic boundaries!)
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps to keep to keep your t-shirts fresh and ready to wear!
✅ Wash And Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✅ Use Low Temperature and Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten the life span of your t-shirt.
✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Orders are typically shipped within 7 days
Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery
Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.
Returns
Our Goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn't right.
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