The Future Is Bright - Dumpster Fire T-Shirt

Optimism? Oh, we’ve got it—just not the kind you were expecting. This shirt takes the phrase “The future is bright” and pairs it with the most accurate metaphor for modern times: a dumpster fully ablaze. The roaring flames of chaos are your daily reminder that, hey, at least it’s well-lit, right?

Perfect for anyone who looks at the news and thinks, “Yep, checks out,” this tee captures the ironic resilience of embracing the absurdity of our collective doom. The economy? On fire. Politics? Toasted. Global stability? Ashes. But hey, at least we can see where we’re going!

Wear this shirt to show that while the world may be a mess, you’re laughing (or crying?) your way through it. Because when life gives you a dumpster fire, you might as well roast some marshmallows.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat