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Billionaires Have Our Best Interests At Heart T-Shirt

Billionaires Have Our Best Interests At Heart T-Shirt

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Relax. Take a deep breath. No need to stress—because the cold, soulless billionaires who hoard wealth, exploit labor, and view us all as disposable peasants totally have our best interests at heart. Right?

Sure, they dodge taxes, crush unions, and laugh at us from their gold-plated panic rooms, but hey—they know what’s best for us. They’re totally looking out for the little guy. Absolutely. No doubt about it. Definitely not just profiting off our suffering.

 

Features:

• Printed in bold, reassuring text, so people can read it and feel that warm, comforting dread.

• Perfect for casual wear, protests, or spiraling into existential despair.

• 100% not funded by billionaires (but if they want to cut a check, we’ll reconsider).

 

Wear this and let everyone know: We’re in great hands.

 

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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Shirt Details

* Gildan Softstyle 64000
* Unisex fit
* 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
* Light fabric
* Runs True To Size
* Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA (hooray arbitrary geographic boundaries!)

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep to keep your t-shirts fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash And Dry Inside Out

A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperature and Gentle Detergents

High heat and harsh detergents can shorten the life span of your t-shirt.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning

Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

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