Your Dumb T-Shirt

Congratulations! You’ve just made the bold choice to tell the world how dumb they are—while simultaneously proving the point in real time. You didn’t make this shirt, but you did decide to wear it. And now? Now you’re walking around with the most embarrassing self-own imaginable.

Did you even notice the grammar mistake before putting this on? Or were you too busy congratulating yourself for “owning” everyone else? Either way, great job. You’re out here looking like a genius who forgot how words work. Truly iconic.

Features:

• A perfect blend of snark, irony, and a tiny sprinkle of humiliation

• Bold statement? Sure. But maybe not the one you were going for

• Soft, comfy fabric to cushion the blow to your self-esteem

• The ultimate “haha… wait… oh no” moment in wearable form

Wear it with pride. Or don’t. Honestly, at this point, does it even matter?

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat