It's Fine, Shut Up (Reagan & Thatcher) T-Shirt

Don’t worry, everything’s great! The economy’s thriving, the people are happy, and absolutely no one is suffering at all. This sarcastic t-shirt proudly commemorates that golden age of unregulated optimism—where laughter was mandatory and empathy was bad for business.

Featuring two of history’s most cheerful architects of “personal responsibility,” this ironic tee captures the joyful denial that built an entire century of consequences. It’s not just fashion—it’s historical revisionism you can wear.

Whether you’re a student of political irony or just someone who loves watching rich people laugh at problems they caused, this absurdist humor apparel delivers timeless satire with a smile. It’s the perfect gift for anyone nostalgic for simpler lies.

Helpful Policy Reminders

1. The market will fix it. Eventually. Probably.

2. If you’re struggling, you’re just not deregulated enough.

3. Trickle-down joy takes time—keep smiling!

4. Privatize your emotions; nationalize the denial.

5. Remember: it’s fine. Shut up.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat