First Coffee. Then Murder. T-Shirt

Ah, the grind. Another day, another checklist. Sure, you’ve got a few side projects you’ve been meaning to take care of — yeah, some people might need to disappear today. But listen, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Coffee first. Murder later.

You’ve got to function like a normal person before you can go into full-on serial killer mode. It’s not glamorous. It’s just part of the routine. A little caffeine, a little focus, and you’ll be ready to handle the important stuff.

Features:

• Mundane. Boring. Just like every day. We’re all just trying to get through it, right?

• For those who don’t like to rush into things — not even when it comes to, you know, taking care of business.

• Casual, yet highly effective when it comes to blending in with society.

• Designed for when your daily grind includes an overwhelming desire to… well, you know. But coffee first.

Perfect for:

• The quiet, subtle serial killer who’s just trying to make it through a day at the office without raising suspicion.

• Anyone who needs that first coffee to kickstart their more intense tasks.

• Those who know how to pace themselves, because hey, it’s a long day. Murder can wait.

Wear this shirt with that air of “Yeah, I’ll get to it. But first… coffee.” It’s the most routine part of your day.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat