Abe Lincoln’s Billionaire Hustle Manifesto T-Shirt
Abe Lincoln’s Billionaire Hustle Manifesto T-Shirt
Forget everything your history teacher told you—THIS is the real Lincoln legacy. While you were learning about log cabins and honest politics, Abe was out there grinding, innovating, and envisioning a government of the super-rich, by the super-rich, and for the super-rich. And now, thanks to this shirt, you can honor America’s ultimate crypto bro in all his Lamborghini-riding, sunglasses-wearing, hustle-obsessed glory.
This design captures Lincoln as he truly was: a high-octane entrepreneur who didn’t just abolish slavery—he abolished excuses. Don’t have a plan to 10x your net worth by breakfast? Abe would be disappointed. Too scared to invest your life savings in a meme coin? That’s not the Lincoln way.
Features That Will Make You Feel Like a Founding Father of Finance:
• Powerful Aesthetic: A sleek line drawing of Abe rocking shades, next to a roaring Lambo, because why ride a horse when you can crush the market in style?
• Motivational Quote: “A government of the super-rich, by the super-rich, and for the super-rich.” Need we say more?
• Certified Billionaire Energy: Ideal for crypto kings, NFT enthusiasts, and anyone building their empire one hustle at a time.
Pair it with your Gucci slides and a “grindset” attitude. Wear it to your next yacht party, TED Talk, or all-night trading session. Because Abe wasn’t just about liberty—he was about the Lamborghini lifestyle, the Bitcoin bull run, and the American dream on steroids.
This shirt isn’t just a statement—it’s a manifesto for anyone willing to YOLO their way to greatness. If you don’t buy it now, you’re disrespecting Lincoln, capitalism, and yourself. Let’s go, king. 💸
Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Description
🔥 Gildan Softstyle 64000
🔥 Unisex fit
🔥 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
🔥 Light fabric
🔥 Runs True To Size
🔥 Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸🔥
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps to keep to keep your t-shirts fresh and ready to wear!
✅ Wash And Dry Inside Out
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✅ Use Low Temperature and Gentle Detergents
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✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
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Shipping & Returns
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✅Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery
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Returns
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