Alive without consent T-Shirt

Congratulations! You exist. Not that you asked for this, but here you are—just vibing through the relentless chaos of life, courtesy of two people who didn’t think things through. This shirt boldly declares the simple truth: you’re alive… but, like, against your will.

With bright, cheerful, multicolored letters spelling out “ALIVE,” you might think this is an uplifting message—until your eyes drift downward to the cold, hard reality: Without Consent. Oof.

Features:

• A vibrant, eye-catching design, just like your unwanted existence.

• A perfect conversation starter for existential crises, therapy sessions, and awkward family dinners.

• Ideal for those who never signed up for this whole “life” thing but are making the best of it (or not).

Wear it as a cry for help or just to make strangers deeply uncomfortable. Either way, it’s too late—you’re already here.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat