Are We Dead Yet? Hourglass T-Shirt

Say hello to the happiest little hourglass you’ve ever seen—because nothing says “time is a relentless march toward the void” like a cheerful grin. Underneath the smile, bold text asks the eternal question: “This is taking forever! Are we dead yet?”

This shirt is perfect for those moments when life feels like one endless waiting room but with worse magazines. Whether you’re enduring a Monday that won’t quit, stuck in a never-ending meeting, or just existentially tired, this playful-yet-dark design will keep you company.

Ideal for:

• People with a love of quirky humor and a fear of eternity.

• Those who live by the mantra: “If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry.”

• Anyone who knows the value of sarcastic optimism.

Wear it to remind everyone that life might drag on, but at least you can look cute while waiting for the end. 😃

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat