Ask Me About My Crippling Depression T-Shirt
Ask Me About My Crippling Depression T-Shirt
Nothing screams “well-adjusted and totally fine” like a cheery sun and a tagline that invites everyone to dive into the deep, dark abyss of your mental health! This shirt is the perfect juxtaposition of bright, sunny optimism and the crushing weight of existence. It’s an icebreaker, a conversation starter, and a cry for help all rolled into one.
The happy sun beams with joy, radiating the kind of energy you wish you had, while the bold text invites people to ask about the emotional freight train barreling through your life. Will they actually ask? Probably not—but isn’t that the point?
Perfect for:
• People who cope with humor (even the really dark kind).
• Anyone tired of pretending everything’s fine.
• A walking PSA for mental health awareness—with extra sarcasm.
Wear it to the office, therapy, or your favorite coffee shop! It’s the shirt that says, “I’m dealing with a lot, but at least I can laugh about it… kind of.” 🌞
Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Description
🔥 Gildan Softstyle 64000
🔥 Unisex fit
🔥 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
🔥 Light fabric
🔥 Runs True To Size
🔥 Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸🔥
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps to keep to keep your t-shirts fresh and ready to wear!
✅ Wash And Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✅ Use Low Temperature and Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten the life span of your t-shirt.
✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
✅ FREE Shipping on orders over $75
✅Orders are typically shipped within 7 days
✅Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery
Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.
Returns
Our Goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn't right.
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