Ask Not What Billionaires Can Do For You Tee

Because clearly, the billionaires need your help. This shirt boldly declares what society has been subtly hinting at all along: forget your needs, dreams, and well-being—it’s time to ask how you can make life easier for the wealthiest among us. After all, those mega-yachts won’t fuel themselves, and someone’s got to fund that fourth private island.

With its ironic twist on a famous call to action, this shirt turns the spotlight on the absurdity of bending over backward for those already sitting on piles of cash. Wear it as a sarcastic salute to late-stage capitalism or as a conversation starter about why we’re all still paying for billionaires’ space vacations.

Warning: May cause billionaires to feel mildly uncomfortable (if they even have feelings).

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat