Automatic Conversation Shirt – The Ultimate One-Sided Chat Solution

Introducing the Automatic Conversation Shirt: the perfect wearable for those days when you’re physically present but mentally… elsewhere. The shirt starts strong with a clear directive: “I’m not available right now. Please talk to the shirt.” Below, a handy auto-response paragraph keeps the conversation going without your involvement:

“Mmhmm… Right… Okay… Oh yeah?… Wow… Yeah…”

It’s the ultimate tool for surviving awkward small talk, tedious monologues, or that one coworker who always has a story. Let the shirt handle all the listening while you enjoy the blissful silence in your head.

Soft, breathable fabric ensures comfort while your shirt does the heavy lifting. Perfect for meetings, family gatherings, or anywhere you’d rather not engage. Just point to your chest and let the *“Wow… really?”*s roll.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat