Billionaire in Training: Exploiting Your Labor Soon! Class Commentary Shirt

Why wait to embrace the dream of unchecked wealth and questionable ethics? With this shirt, you can announce your aspirations loud and clear: “Billionaire in Training: Looking Forward to Exploiting Your Labor Soon!” It’s the perfect blend of brutal honesty and biting satire that captures the essence of the hustle—by climbing on everyone else’s backs, of course.

Crafted from premium, ironically worker-made fabric, this tee is ideal for anyone who loves poking fun at the absurdity of late-stage capitalism. Wear it to board meetings, networking events, or just while calculating how much unpaid overtime your future employees will work.

Because if the system’s already rigged, you might as well laugh at it on your way to the top… or at least to the unemployment line.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat