Conversation Starter T-Shirt

You put this shirt on thinking it’s a casual choice, just a little quirk to throw on for the day. But you have no idea what you’ve unleashed.

The second you step into a room, people are magnetically drawn to you. They start with a simple “Hey, nice shirt,” but it quickly spirals into hours of endless conversation. You try to escape the barrage of questions, but you can’t. You’re in the middle of it now, and they won’t stop.

You walk away from the group, trying to break free… but they follow you. And now, more people see the shirt. More people. The next thing you know, you’re at the grocery store and there’s a trail of people behind you, eagerly discussing… God knows what. Is it the shirt? Is it you? Who cares, really. They just can’t stop.

You run to the bathroom to hide. They’re still following you. At this point, you can’t even remember what you were doing before you wore the shirt. All you can think about is trying to get some damn peace and quiet. But nope—someone new is asking you about your “shirt,” and now they’re telling you their entire life story.

Eventually, it becomes a full-blown nightmare. What have you done? You should’ve just stayed in bed. But now? You’re trapped in a non-stop whirlwind of chatty strangers, and there’s no escape.

Wear this shirt if you want to:

• Unleash a conversation cult that will follow you everywhere.

• Become the center of attention, even when you didn’t ask for it.

• Feel like a celebrity who can’t shake the constant barrage of new friends.

Warning: Once you wear this shirt, you may find it impossible to ever get a moment of silence again. So, uh… maybe think twice if you enjoy peace and solitude.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat