Corporate AF Shirt

Say hello to the ultimate irony—“Corporate AF” in bold, shiny, 80s-inspired chrome text, because nothing screams rebellion like embracing the soul-sucking world of office culture in the flashiest way possible. With its over-the-top, synthwave aesthetic, this shirt proudly announces your undying devotion to quarterly reports, synergy, and pretending to care about team-building exercises.

Why rock this tee?

• It’s a tongue-in-cheek nod to anyone trapped in the corporate machine but still dreaming of neon sunsets and escape.

• Perfect for casual Fridays, Zoom meetings, or sarcastically accepting “Employee of the Month.”

• Made from high-quality fabric, so at least something in your corporate life feels authentic.

Wear this shirt to ironically flex your “work hard, play… never” mentality. Or wear it unironically and let the chrome text blind your coworkers into thinking you actually enjoy being Corporate AF. Either way, the irony wins.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat