Corporate Overlords?! …Yes Please! Satirical Shirt

Ready to embrace your new, ultra-empowered future under the rule of your corporate overlords? This shirt is your official uniform for the revolution… of capitalism. With the bold claim “Corporate Overlords?! …Yes Please!” you’ll be the first to throw yourself into the welcoming arms of your new corporate masters—who obviously have nothing but your best interests at heart.

Made from soft, luxurious fabric, this shirt will instantly elevate your status to “loyal subject of the global elite.” Watch as your new overlords shower you with perks like never-ending work emails, endless meetings, and totally fair income distribution! People will respect you as a visionary who understands that a little corporate control never hurt anyone—except maybe the workers.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat