Corporations: The Real Welfare Queens T-Shirt

Ah yes, the age-old tale: They tell you welfare is bad, that the poor are lazy, and that hard work is the only way to make it—meanwhile, billion-dollar corporations are shoveling government handouts into their pockets like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet.

This shirt features a vintage Monopoly-style illustration of a grinning politician passing a fat sack of cash to a bloated capitalist—because who needs bootstraps when you’ve got lobbyists, tax breaks, and corporate bailouts?

Features:

• Classic, nostalgic board game aesthetic (but, you know, way more accurate).

• Printed in bold, undeniable hypocrisy.

• Perfect for debates, protests, and making libertarians very uncomfortable.

Wear it and remind the world who’s really living off the system.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat