Dead Inside T-Shirt

Sure, the spark’s gone. The void has moved in and started paying rent. But look at you—making nihilism look effortlessly chic. This sarcastic t-shirt is for the emotionally exhausted who refuse to let a little existential rot ruin their personal brand.

You’ve tried therapy, journaling, sunlight—but nothing says “I’m fine, probably” quite like wearing your disassociation as fashion. This ironic tee celebrates the art of rebranding emotional collapse into aesthetic excellence. It’s not sadness; it’s a vibe.

Each stitch is woven from equal parts self-awareness and eyeliner. It’s perfect for anyone who’s tired of pretending to have it together but still wants to look photogenic while falling apart. Pair it with black jeans, dead eyes, and the faint hope that irony counts as healing.

This absurdist humor apparel is less a cry for help and more a slow, stylish shrug. Because when life gives you nothingness, accessorize.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat