Democracy+ Premium Tee: Freedom Reinvented!

Step into the cutting-edge future of governance with the Democracy+ shirt—your ticket to a modernized freedom experience! Why settle for outdated, one-size-fits-all liberties when you can upgrade your democracy? Featuring a sleek, corporate logo and the bold promise: “Subscribe for our new BASIC FREEDOMS,” this shirt proudly celebrates the revolutionary concept of rights as a service.

The fine print says it all: “Basic freedoms no longer available on the free plan.” And honestly? That’s a good thing! Think of the exclusivity, the personalized freedom options, the ability to tailor your rights to fit your unique lifestyle (as long as you can afford it, of course). Want to vote? Want privacy? There’s a plan for that!

Wear this shirt to let everyone know you’re on the freedom fast track—or at least you’re enjoying the free trial. Whether you’re strolling through the mall or negotiating with corporate overlords, this tee will make you the talk of the elite subscription class. Upgrade your wardrobe. Upgrade your life.

Disclaimer: Actual basic freedoms sold separately. Premium plans may require firstborns or eternal servitude.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat