Do Not Talk to Me Unless You Have Pickles or Beer T-Shirt

Let’s be real—there’s only one thing that’ll get you on my good side: pickles or beer. You can keep your small talk, your pleasantries, and your meaningless chatter… unless you’re bringing the goods.

Featuring a cute, smiling cartoon pickle and mug of beer, this shirt says it all: don’t approach me unless you’ve got something worthwhile. I’m not interested in anything less.

It’s simple. It’s direct. And most importantly, it’s playful. So, if you’re ready to bribe me with the finest snacks and beverages, come on over. Otherwise, keep your distance.

Features:

• 100% cotton

• Adorable pickle and beer illustration

• Perfect for anyone who knows the power of good snacks

So keep your mouth shut unless you have pickles or beer. Or better yet… pickle beer.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat