Don’t Tread on Me (it's not very nice and I bruise easily) shirt

This shirt is a bold declaration of independence! A rallying cry for personal freedom! A fearless statement that says, “I dare you to tread on me!” …Oh wait, no, don’t actually tread on me. That sounds painful. Like, really painful.

Featuring the iconic coiled snake with a defiant “DON’T TREAD ON ME” in all caps, this design immediately commands respect. Or at least, it would if the snake didn’t look so sad and pathetic, clearly begging for you to reconsider your life choices. Underneath, the softer reality comes through: “It’s not very nice, and I bruise easily.”

This shirt is perfect for those who want to appear strong and fearless but would also prefer to avoid conflict altogether. It’s the perfect blend of bold confrontation and immediate retreat, ideal for anyone who’s ever shouted, “Come at me, bro!” and then whispered, “Please don't, I can't fight very well.” Wear it proudly… but maybe not too proudly. Someone might take you seriously.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat