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ERROR 404: Reason to live not found T-Shirt

ERROR 404: Reason to live not found T-Shirt

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System malfunction detected. Purpose directory missing or corrupted. Please contact your inner child for further assistance. This sarcastic t-shirt is perfect for anyone whose existential firmware hasn’t been updated since 2008.

When life gives you errors, display them proudly. The Error 404: Reason to Live Not Found dark humor shirt captures the quiet panic of realizing your operating system has encountered an emotion it can’t process.

Designed in classic retro terminal font, it speaks fluently in burnout and bandwidth issues. Whether you’re debugging your life, force-quitting your goals, or pretending to reboot, this ironic tee reminds the world that you’re not broken—you’re just running on outdated software and unpatched trauma.

Ideal for tech workers, artists, philosophers, and anyone who’s tried “turning it off and on again” with disappointing results.

 

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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Shirt Details

* Gildan Softstyle 64000
* Unisex fit
* 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
* Light fabric
* Runs True To Size
* Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA (hooray arbitrary geographic boundaries!)

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep to keep your t-shirts fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash And Dry Inside Out

A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperature and Gentle Detergents

High heat and harsh detergents can shorten the life span of your t-shirt.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning

Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

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