Excitedly Awaiting My Gradual Decline Into Madness Shirt

Why fight the inevitable when you can embrace it with open arms (and a slightly unhinged grin)? This shirt proudly announces your enthusiastic countdown to complete and total madness—because let’s be honest, reality is way overrated.

Perfect for anyone teetering on the edge of sanity or just trying to survive one more group meeting without screaming into the void. It’s a declaration, a celebration, and a subtle cry for help, all rolled into one delightfully deranged package.

Wear it proudly and let everyone know you’re ready for the chaos—because madness might just be the ultimate vacation.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat