Fatherhood: ‘Fuck Around and Find Out’” Shirt

Ah, fatherhood—the ultimate reminder that actions have consequences. One carefree moment of “fuck around” leads to a lifetime of “find out.” This shirt captures the hilariously blunt truth that one minute you’re having a good time, and the next, you’re comparing diaper brands and Googling “why is my kid so sticky?”

Perfect for dads who embrace the chaos with a smirk and a shrug. Whether you’re rocking it at the playground or during yet another midnight feeding, this tee reminds everyone that fatherhood isn’t just a responsibility—it’s the greatest unintended science experiment of your life.

Wear it proudly, because if you’re gonna find out, you might as well laugh about it.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat