Feeling Hopeless? Good. Me Too T-Shirt

Oh, you’re losing hope? Adorable. Welcome to the club—membership’s mandatory, snacks are emotional damage, and the dress code is lowercase enthusiasm. This sarcastic t-shirt proudly reminds everyone that suffering is a team sport, and frankly, you’re late to practice.

Forget toxic positivity—this dark humor shirt is for the gloriously bitter realists who know the light at the end of the tunnel is just capitalism with a ring light. If you’re going to spiral, at least do it fashionably and in matching outfits with the rest of us.

This ironic tee gives a simple message to the world: yes, everything’s terrible, but at least we’re terrible together. It’s equal parts solidarity and subtle spite—because deep down, it’s comforting to know no one else is thriving either.

Perfect for group sulking, communal doomscrolling, and mutually assured burnout. Slip into this absurdist humor apparel and radiate “I’m fine, but I hope you’re not either” energy.

Wear it as a reminder that if life’s a competition, we all tied for last. Solidarity through spite—it’s the healthiest coping mechanism we’ve got.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat