Fuck Balance. Chaos is Easier Shirt

Why strive for balance when chaos gets the job done faster? This shirt is for the bold, the unapologetic, and the slightly unhinged. Life’s messy, unpredictable, and—let’s face it—trying to balance it all is exhausting. Instead, lean into the chaos, embrace the whirlwind, and let this tee declare your allegiance to the beautiful madness.

With its blunt message and rebellious vibe, this shirt is perfect for anyone who’s tired of pretending to have it all together. Balance is overrated; chaos is efficient. Throw this on and let the world know you’re too busy thriving in disorder to waste time juggling life’s impossible expectations.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat