Good Morning… Time for Caffeine and Unresolved Trauma! t-shirt

Start your day the right way—with a smiley coffee cup, a fresh brew, and a heavy dose of all the unresolved trauma you’ve been ignoring. This shirt doesn’t sugarcoat the reality of your mornings. It’s not just about caffeine. It’s about the deep, lingering baggage we all carry, tucked neatly into our daily routine.

The coffee’s hot, the cup’s cheerful, but deep down, you know it’s time to face the truth: you’re going to power through your day on caffeine and all the emotional baggage that comes with it.

This shirt’s perfect for anyone who’s just trying to get through the grind, one sip of coffee and one untended issue at a time. Whether you’re heading into work or running errands, this shirt says it all—you’re trying, but the trauma’s still there, lurking just below the surface. But hey, at least you’re smiling, right? Grab your coffee and get ready to tackle your day (and maybe avoid a little self-reflection, just for now). Cheers!

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat