I Am Wearing This (t-shirt)

Oh wow, congratulations, Captain Obvious! You’ve officially joined the ranks of people who feel the need to announce the most basic, painfully apparent fact about themselves. Yes, you’re wearing this shirt. Everyone can see it. That’s how shirts work. Did you really think people were out here questioning whether you had a shirt on? Spoiler: They weren’t.

This shirt is for those truly groundbreaking thinkers who feel the need to point out what’s already blindingly clear to everyone around them. It’s not clever. It’s not funny. It’s just… a statement of fact. A boring, redundant fact. Honestly, wearing this shirt is a public declaration that you’ve fully embraced the art of disappointing expectations.

Who This Is For:

• People who enjoy baffling others with their complete lack of creativity.

• Anyone who loves the idea of being mocked in public for their fashion choices.

• The type of person who needs directions on a shampoo bottle.

Wear it proudly (or don’t, we’re not here to judge—oh wait, yes we are). And hey, if this description is making you feel attacked, good. Maybe next time you’ll pick a shirt with an actual point.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat