I Apologize for This Shirt. Absurd Humor Statement Tee

Ever find yourself needing to apologize for existing? This shirt does the work for you, proudly proclaiming “I apologize for this shirt.”Why? Because, apparently, this shirt has committed some unforgivable sin—though it’s not entirely clear what that is. Maybe it’s too honest? Maybe it’s too absurd? Either way, it’s worthy of an apology, and it’s doing it for you.

It’s the ultimate conversation starter—one that immediately makes people question your life choices. This shirt doesn’t just make a statement; it apologizes for the existence of that statement.

Soft, comfortable, and thoroughly perplexing, this shirt is perfect for those who understand that sometimes, the most ridiculous thing you can do is apologize for something that doesn’t even need an apology. Wear it with pride, confusion, or a deep sense of guilt.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat