I Bought This Lousy T-Shirt, and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Did you think this shirt was going to magically change your life? Did you expect a philosophical epiphany or a secret prize hidden inside? Well, surprise! The only thing you get is… this shirt.

For anyone who’s ever been let down by a purchase, this tee is for you. Because, yes, you did buy this shirt, and no, it doesn’t come with a life-altering experience or a limited-edition upgrade. Just the shirt. That’s it. No tricks, no twists, just pure, unadulterated disappointment wrapped in cotton.

Wear it as a bold commentary on the absurdity of consumerism. Or just as a reminder that sometimes, you make a decision—and that decision is a lousy t-shirt. Keep your expectations low. You’ll be less disappointed when life serves you exactly what you ordered.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat