I Can’t Afford to Be Anti-Consumerism

What better way to embrace the crushing irony of modern existence than with a shirt that perfectly captures the spirit of late-stage capitalism? “I Can’t Afford to Be Anti-Consumerism” is a brutally honest admission that yes, you’d love to rage against the machine, but your budget is more “machine-washed graphic tee” than “tear down the system.”

This shirt doesn’t just make a statement; it whispers an apology to your ideals while handing over your wallet to another faceless corporation. After all, standing against consumerism is hard when rent is due, groceries are overpriced, and even breathing feels like it’s about to be monetized.

Why You’ll (Regretfully) Love It:

• Perfect for anyone who critiques capitalism while scrolling through online sales.

• A great conversation starter for your next existential crisis.

• Soft, comfortable fabric for crying in after you check your bank account.

Wear it as a badge of reluctant surrender. Or don’t, but let’s be real—you’re probably going to buy it anyway.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat