I HATE EVERYONE! (Except You, Of Course) Shirt

This shirt starts off strong with bold, unapologetic truth: “I HATE EVERYONE!” But wait, don’t panic. We’re not totally unreasonable. Underneath that fierce declaration, you’ll find the charmingly insincere “Except you, of course :)” because, well, we’re not monsters. Or maybe we are—keep reading.

Just when you think you’ve made a personal connection, we hit you with the cheeky “now stop reading this” because, obviously, you don’t really need to be reading any more of this shirt’s sass, right?

And for the grand finale? A cold, hard truth hidden at the bottom: “yes, you too.” Turns out, you weren’t the exception after all.

Perfect for anyone who has a love-hate relationship with the world and enjoys giving just a tiny sliver of hope before snatching it away in the most delightfully petty way possible. Wear it proudly, but don’t expect us to actually like you.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat