I’m In the Pocket of Big Sarcasm t-shirt

Oh, you thought sarcasm was just an attitude or a way of communicating? Think again. Welcome to the real world, where sarcasm is big business, and I—yes, I—am on the payroll. You’re looking at a card-carrying member of Big Sarcasm right here.

That’s right, the corporate overlords of wit and snark are funding my every sarcastic remark. They’ve been paying me handsomely to roll my eyes and deliver one-liners that make your soul cringe. You think I’m here just because I enjoy making you uncomfortable? Ha! No, no—this is a business transaction, my friend.

Big Sarcasm is a powerhouse—bigger than you could imagine. They’re behind every sarcastic comment in the media, every passive-aggressive meme, and every backhanded compliment you’ve ever gotten. And they pay me to make sure the sarcasm never ends.

So go ahead, buy this shirt. I’m contractually obligated to keep delivering sarcasm. And when you get this shirt, you'll be on the payroll as well... idiot.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat