I’m Pretending to Say ‘I Agree With You!’ So You’ll Go Away. Anti-Small Talk Shirt

Some people thrive on small talk and pointless debates. Others? They’ve mastered the art of saying whatever it takes to end the conversation ASAP. This shirt is for the latter—the heroes who nod, smile, and mutter “I agree with you!” just to speed up their escape.

Perfect for those who dread unnecessary chatter, hate being cornered at parties, or just don’t have the patience for someone else’s monologue, this tee says it all—so you don’t have to. Soft, comfortable, and passive-aggressively honest, it’s your go-to armor for awkward social encounters.

Wear it proudly as a beacon to other introverts, or as a warning to talkative strangers: Agreeing doesn’t mean caring. It means leave me alone.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat