I Regret Buying This Shirt

It was right there in front of you, a warning sign that you ignored: “I REGRET BUYING THIS SHIRT.” But you thought, “Nah, not me. I’m different. I’ll be the exception. This shirt doesn’t know me.” So you clicked “add to cart” anyway. And now, here we are.

Somewhere between the thrill of impulse buying and the shame of the post-purchase realization, you find yourself looking at this shirt, knowing full well it’s exactly what the warning predicted. You do regret it. You’re not proud of it, but there’s no denying it now.

This shirt is a mirror, reflecting the undeniable truth: You’ve been had. The paradox of thinking you could outsmart a shirt that knew you’d regret it. It’s a beautiful lesson in humility and consumerism, served in the form of a very bold, self-aware statement. Wear it as a badge of honor—or at least, as a conversation starter about bad decisions and the strange satisfaction of owning up to them. Because, let’s face it: You were always going to regret this. And now, we all get to laugh about it together.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat