I'm Gonna Die Soon!

Meet the snowman who’s absolutely overjoyed to escape this cruel, frozen existence. With a beaming smile and arms outstretched, he’s ready to wave goodbye to a world that’s cold in more ways than one. Sure, the sun’s creeping closer and his days are numbered, but honestly? That’s a relief.

Why stick around when life is just a series of frostbite, bad decisions, and kids with sticks trying to stab you in the back—literally? This snowman’s ultimate meltdown isn’t tragic; it’s freedom. Freedom from the endless grind of surviving another winter storm. Freedom from being judged for that crooked carrot nose. He’s not just melting—he’s transcending.

Features:

• A hilariously cynical take on life’s fleeting nature

• Perfect for anyone who’s a little too aware of how exhausting this world can be

• The ultimate way to say, “Life’s short, and thank goodness for that.”

Grab this shirt and channel your inner snowman: embrace the inevitable and leave this mess behind—with a smile.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat