Is Now a Good Time To Burden You With My Childhood Trauma? T-Shirt

Oh, you bet it’s a good time! Who doesn’t want to dive headfirst into the abyss of your emotional baggage right now? Let’s do this! Spill all the childhood trauma, unresolved issues, and awkward memories that make therapy sound like a great idea! After all, what’s a better way to spend the day than to unload your deepest, darkest secrets on a complete stranger? It’s honestly such a great opportunity for us both.

Don’t hold back! Please, I insist! The more uncomfortable, the better. Who wouldn’t want to sit through this emotionally exhausting rollercoaster? And if you’re unsure about whether this is the right time to bare your soul, just know that I’m absolutely dying to hear every single unprocessed thought you’ve got locked away. Let’s break all the boundaries!

Nope, didn’t have anything else more important to do right now. Totally thrilled to be hearing about your childhood trauma instead. Great choice.

Features:

• Over-the-top enthusiasm for emotionally draining conversations.

• Perfect for those moments when you really want to make everyone in the room awkward.

• A subtle invitation for deep-seated issues to spill out of everyone’s mouth.

• Soft, cozy fabric that makes uncomfortably revealing your life story feel just a little bit better.

Wear it and get ready for ALL of the discomfort. We’re all in this together, right?

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat