Late Stage Capitalism Survivor T-Shirt

Congratulations, you made it. Not everyone does. This sarcastic t-shirt is a badge of honor for those who’ve endured decades of unpaid overtime, skyrocketing rent, and the constant moral injury of being told “it’s fine.” Wear it proudly—you’ve earned this awareness ribbon made of pure, ethically-sourced despair.

At It’s Fine, Shut Up, we believe in celebrating the little victories—like surviving another fiscal quarter without weeping in the produce aisle. The “Late Stage Capitalism Survivor” dark humor shirt is part parody, part commemoration, and part public service announcement: a gentle reminder that if you’ve made it this far, you’re technically a miracle of endurance and caffeine.

Each ribbon is lovingly crafted from premium, printed currency—the universal symbol of both suffering and salvation. Proceeds don’t go to charity; there’s no charity left. But hey, at least you can pretend you’re raising awareness for something that still technically exists: hope.

This anti-system tee pairs perfectly with burnout, irony, and a quiet understanding that your coping mechanisms are, in fact, tax deductible.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat