Life Will Be the Death of Me t-shit

Ah, life—so colorful, so whimsical, so utterly relentless in its ability to slowly grind us all into dust. This shirt captures that exact vibe, juxtaposing vibrant, cheerful lettering with the stark realization that, yep, life is the one thing guaranteed to kill you.

Perfectly balancing charm and cynicism, this design says, “I see your optimism, and I raise you existential dread.” It’s for anyone who tackles their day with equal parts whimsy and bitter resignation. Because, let’s be honest, isn’t it kind of poetic that the thing keeping us alive is also the thing slowly wearing us down?

Perfect For:

• Brightening up your midlife crisis (or quarter-life, or daily existential crisis).

• People who believe in glass-half-empty realism, but also love rainbows.

• Those who respond to life’s hardships with a shrug, a sigh, and maybe a margarita.

Let this shirt be your colorful cry for help—a bittersweet reminder that while life can be enchanting, it’s also exhausting. But hey, at least it comes in fun colors!

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat