Motherhood: ‘Fuck Around and Find Out’ Shirt

Ah, motherhood—the ultimate experiment in actions and consequences. This shirt captures the raw, unfiltered truth: one moment, you’re a carefree human being; the next, you’re discovering what happens when you really lean into the chaos of life. Spoiler alert: it’s sticky, loud, and smells like Cheerios.

Perfect for moms who know that every day is a lesson in “What happens if…?” but with much higher stakes (and significantly less sleep). Wear this as a badge of honor, a hilarious warning, or a snarky reminder that raising tiny humans is the ultimate high-risk, high-reward endeavor.

Because when it comes to parenting, you truly fuck around and find out. 

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat