My Parents Had Sex T-Shirt
My Parents Had Sex T-Shirt
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Bold. Undeniable. Uncomfortable. This shirt says what everyone knows but no one wants to think about. Featuring the loud, in-your-face declaration “MY PARENTS HAD SEX”, this tee is perfect for making people do a double take, cringe, and then begrudgingly acknowledge the horrifying yet obvious truth.
Features:
• A blunt, unavoidable statement—because facts don’t care about your feelings.
• High-quality fabric, soft enough to comfort you through the existential dread of its implications.
• Guaranteed to make family gatherings, first dates, and grocery store trips significantly weirder.
• Great gift for anyone who enjoys making others mildly uncomfortable.
Wear it. Own it. Spread the awkwardness.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |

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Shirt Details
* Gildan Softstyle 64000
* Unisex fit
* 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
* Light fabric
* Runs True To Size
* Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA (hooray arbitrary geographic boundaries!)
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps to keep to keep your t-shirts fresh and ready to wear!
✅ Wash And Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✅ Use Low Temperature and Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten the life span of your t-shirt.
✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Orders are typically shipped within 7 days
Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery
Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.
Returns
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