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My Parents Had Sex T-Shirt

My Parents Had Sex T-Shirt

$29.99
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Bold. Undeniable. Uncomfortable. This shirt says what everyone knows but no one wants to think about. Featuring the loud, in-your-face declaration “MY PARENTS HAD SEX”, this tee is perfect for making people do a double take, cringe, and then begrudgingly acknowledge the horrifying yet obvious truth.

 

Features:

• A blunt, unavoidable statement—because facts don’t care about your feelings.

• High-quality fabric, soft enough to comfort you through the existential dread of its implications.

• Guaranteed to make family gatherings, first dates, and grocery store trips significantly weirder.

• Great gift for anyone who enjoys making others mildly uncomfortable.

 

Wear it. Own it. Spread the awkwardness.

 

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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Shirt Details

* Gildan Softstyle 64000
* Unisex fit
* 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
* Light fabric
* Runs True To Size
* Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA (hooray arbitrary geographic boundaries!)

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep to keep your t-shirts fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash And Dry Inside Out

A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperature and Gentle Detergents

High heat and harsh detergents can shorten the life span of your t-shirt.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning

Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

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