None Taken. T-Shirt

For the person who’s already bracing for the worst, this shirt is your preemptive strike against humanity’s inevitable foot-in-mouth moments. You know it’s coming—the half-hearted “no offense” tacked onto a statement clearly designed to offend. But not to worry, this shirt handles it for you.

“None Taken.” It’s cool, you’ve already prepared yourself emotionally. You’ve assumed the insult before it even left their lips. You’ve done the mental math, weighed the passive-aggressive tone, and decided to take the high road (or at least pretend to).

Perfect for work, social events, or family dinners where tact is optional. This shirt sends the message that you’ve heard it all before—and you’re totally fine with it. (Except, you know, not really.)

Wear it, deflect the awkwardness, and maybe confuse people into rethinking their life choices. No offense.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat