Obligatory Valentine’s Day Gift T-Shirt

Ugh, Valentine’s Day again. Another year, another round of candy hearts, overpriced roses, and the endless societal pressure to prove your love via consumer goods. But guess what? You found the perfect gift—or at least the bare minimum required to get through this ridiculous holiday.

This shirt says it all: “Obligatory Valentine’s Day Gift” inside a big, pink, lovey-dovey heart. It’s romantic, it’s thoughtful, it’s… fine. Like, you love them… or whatever. Honestly, it’s a miracle you even went to the trouble of buying this shirt.

Look, you could’ve skipped the holiday altogether, but noooo. Society says you have to show your love. So here it is—a shirt that says, “I put in effort, okay? Now let’s move on.” Whether they wear it proudly or roll their eyes right back at you, this gift checks the box and keeps the peace.

Perfect for:

• People who hate Valentine’s Day but love their partner (kind of).

• Lovers of sarcastic gestures wrapped in bright, bubbly packaging.

• Anyone who refuses to spend $6 on a greeting card.

Happy Valentine’s Day… or something. 

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat