Oligarchy T-Shirt

When you’re here… you’re ruled by a corrupt elite consolidating wealth and power at the expense of the working class!

This design parodies the classic Olive Garden logo, replacing those comforting carb-loaded vibes with the grim reality of unchecked capitalism. Featuring elegant green cursive on a faux-stone slab, it’s a tastefully dystopian way to remind everyone that democracy is more of a suggestion than a practice.

Perfect for activists, cynics, and anyone who understands that the breadsticks aren’t actually unlimited—just like your so-called “rights.”

Features:

• Elegant script that says “Oligarchy”—because, let’s be honest, that’s what we have

• Classic faux-stone background for that family-friendly authoritarian aesthetic

• Guaranteed to make people do a double-take at a distance

• Best paired with a glass of rich people’s tears

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat