Reach For The Bare Minimum T-Shirt

Oh my gosh, sweetie, you’re doing amazing! 🌟

Sure, you didn’t meet your goals, answer your texts, or make that dentist appointment—but that’s okay! This inspirational-ish t-shirt celebrates what really matters: surviving another day without spontaneously combusting.

Printed in the same loving cursive that usually says “Follow Your Dreams,” this ironic tee delivers a softer message: “Maybe don’t.”

Because growth is exhausting, self-care is expensive, and honestly? The bare minimum is still technically progress!

Whether you’re sipping cold coffee, starting your sixth new planner this year, or simply vibing through mild existential dread, this absurdly wholesome humor apparel keeps you comfy and delusionally optimistic—just like your favorite affirmation mug.

Daily Affirmations for the Spiritually Tired

1. “Good enough” is my love language. 💕

2. Gratitude starts with not crying before noon.

3. Every day is a gift… from whatever’s left of the supply chain.

4. Breathe in calm. Exhale chaos. Repeat until nap time.

5. Remember: failure builds character—so you’re basically radiant.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat