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Seize the Means of Production (But I'm Tired) T-Shirt

Seize the Means of Production (But I'm Tired) T-Shirt

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Revolution sounds great, but have you considered how exhausting that sounds? This shirt is for the modern-day Marxist with a strong sense of justice—but also a strong attachment to their couch. From afar, it boldly declares “SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION,” but up close, it reveals a much more relatable question: Can I do it from home? Because, honestly… marching is tiring, and capitalism has already drained all your energy.

 

Features:

• Looks radical at first, but quickly lowers expectations

• Perfect for: overworked comrades, armchair revolutionaries, and anyone too tired to overthrow capitalism today

• Pairs well with: sweatpants, burnout, and an ironic sense of hope

• Soft, comfortable, and definitely not made under fair labor conditions (thanks, capitalism!)

 

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

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Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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Shirt Details

* Gildan Softstyle 64000
* Unisex fit
* 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
* Light fabric
* Runs True To Size
* Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA (hooray arbitrary geographic boundaries!)

Washing Instructions

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✅ Wash And Dry Inside Out

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✅ Use Low Temperature and Gentle Detergents

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✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning

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