“Shirt” The Most Important Shirt You’ll Ever Own

Looking for a shirt that’s practical, informative, and endlessly intriguing? Look no further—this shirt literally says “Shirt.” Forget complex designs and confusing slogans. This straightforward, helpful garment cuts right to the chase.

Not only does it clearly identify what you’re wearing, but it also opens up countless doors to deep conversations about the true meaning of clothing, fashion, and life itself. It’s a shirt that helps you, and everyone around you, understand exactly what’s going on.

Made with comfort in mind, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who appreciates simplicity, clarity, and a bit of dry humor. Because sometimes, the most useful thing you can wear is a shirt that leaves nothing to the imagination.

Product features
- Made from durable ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton used
- Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance
- Available in a variety of fabric blends and colors

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat